1. Too many drunk morons cause mayhem on the roads. Making this sign a mandatory one on them roads might just discourage them from getting behind the wheels after having had a drink too many.
2. Tired of that twitching frown that makes an appearance on your face when that bimbo / jerk is around? Ahem ahem! 'Enuff said. *chortle*
3. A woman and her bag are inseparable. Unless of course you count surgery.
4. To all the people who drone and look like there's no stopping them, help is at hand!
5. Now who should I dedicate this 'touching' card to? I can think of at least three contenders...
