Read a very interesting bit of news the other day.
You’ve heard of professional dating and marriage agencies, right?
But have you heard of professional separation agencies?
I have you there, don’t I?
Seems like the title, "Terminator," is not limited to beefcake Arnold Schwarzenegger, Anatoly Onoprienko (the Ukrainian serial killer, now serving a life sentence), or Sukhoi fighter planes.
There is a new Terminator in town.
And believe me, you don’t wanna meet or bump into him.
His Modus operandi is simple enough – for a fee, he will “terminate” (ahem) your relationship(s).
Before you think of hiring his services for “terminating” your relationship with The Boss, let me tell you that a) he’s available(currently) only in Germany, and b) terminates relationships of only the engaged / beau sort.
The Herr(who can strike terror into the hearts of many a brave soul, by his brawny body), draws out a contract for you, no less, and offers you four packages to choose from: a) Let’s be friends (if you want the relationship to be ended amicably enough) ; b) Leave me alone (if you want to have no contact whatsoever with the soon-to-be-ex beau; c) separation by letter; or d) for 50 euros, you can ask him to make a personal visit (and a permanent impact).
On last count, he had successfully "terminated" 56 relationships.
Knock Knock.
Is that someone knocking at your door?
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