Nine things I hate in people

Afraid I haven't written the ones below. Though they could be as true for me as they would be for you. I came across them today, while I was going through some old e-mails. Worth a one-time-read.

I smiled while reading them, in spite of myself.

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time...I know where my watch is dude, where the hell is yours?

2. People who are willing to move around to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually(sounds like a lot of people I know).

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?(Suggested: one looong practised withering look)

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it?

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?" No Loser, I paid Rs.150 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor and / or the popcorn and nachos.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, smartypants?